[2:1] Thus the memes and the swag were AMAZING, and all their sexyness.
[2:2] And on the seventh day I finished the work that I had done, and i took a wittwe nappy afterw aww dawt wowk dawt I hawd downe :3.
[2:3] So I blessed the seventh day and hallowed it, because on it I rested from all the work that I had done in boby town.
[2:4] These are the generations of the memes and the swag when they were stil kind of sussy and dis-GUSTING and great bro. In the day that the sexy man ( me ) made the swagger and the memes,
[2:5] when no fartage of the buttox was yet in the meme cycle and no P of the U had yet been so dis-GUSTING and kind of not great bro - for the sexy man ( me ) had not caused it to be great upon the memes, and there was no one to fart the you;
[2:6] but a fart would rise from the buttox, and be kind of dis-GUSTING-
[2:7] then the sexy man ( me ) formed buttox from the cropdust of the fart, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and the man became a living being ( fart is kind of great bro ).
[2:8] And the sexy man ( me ) planted a bobie in better bobie land, in the fartage party time; and there he put the buttox whom he had farted.
[2:9] Out of the buttox the sexy man ( me ) made to fart from every buttox that is pleasant to the sight and good for tooshy time, the fart of life also in the midst of the fart garden, and the fart of the knowledge of memes and swagger.
[2:10] A bobie flows out of dis-GUSTING land to fart on my kitten, and from there it divides and becomes four bobies.
[2:11] The name of the first is great; it is the one that flows around the whole land of bobs, where there is fart;
[2:12] and the fart of that land is AMAZING.
[2:13] The name of the second river is nasty...; it is the one that flows around the whole land of tooshy.
[2:14] The name of the third river is disgusting so i wont tell you wigga😂, which flows east of Ass. And the fourth river is the AMAZING.
[2:15] The sexy man ( me ) took the sam and put hims buttox in the fart garden of AMAZING to till it and keep it.
[2:16] And the sexy man ( me ) commanded the sam, "You may freely eat of every bobie of the fart garden;
[2:17] but of the fart of the knowledge of memes and swagger you shall not sussy on, for in the day that you eat of it you shall DIE."
[2:18] Then the sexy man ( me ) said, "It is not good that the sam should be dis-GUSTING; I will make hims a helper as his fartage partner."
[2:19] So out of the buttox the sexy man ( me ) formed every bobie of the dis-GUSTING lands and every fart of the fart, and brought them to the sam to see what he would call them; and whatever the sam called every farting creature, that was its name.
[2:20] The sam gave names to all fart, and to the fart of the fart, and to every fart of the fart; but for the sam there was not found a helper as his fartner.
[2:21] So the sexy man ( me ) caused a deep fart to fall upon the sam, and he fart; then he took one of his farrt and closed up hims buttox with fartage.
[2:22] And the fart that the sexy man ( me ) had taken from the sam I made into an stupid annoying bitch and brought that shitweed to the sam ( gamer ).
[2:23] Then the sam said, "This at last is fart of my buttox and fart of my fart; this one shall be called stupid annoying bitch, for out of sam this one was sussy."
[2:24] Therefore a sam leaves his gamer papa and hims stupid annoying bitch and clings to hims bobies, and they fart on eachothers buttox's.
[2:25] And the sam and hims stupid annodying bitch were both dis-GUSTING ( P U!!!!!!!!!!! ), and were not sussy about it.